I’m sitting here, trying not to be somber as I work on my latest project and not focus on the fact that’s it’s my mother’s 12th Heavenly Birthday, my sister is in the hospital fighting for her life, my baby Tina is battling COVID, my client’s baby has been in the NICU for almost a month now.
In steps my main Man Joe. Suddenly, I figure out that I Don’t Wanna a Player no more (I’m tired of living my life trife), he wants to do All The Things (Your Man Won’t Do) and won’t stop until my mother screams.😱As if that isn’t enough, now he’s talking about I Wanna Know (something about only wanting to make me happy and finding emotions I always try to hide)
Hold on, because this is where it’s gets interesting!
Now, he brings a few friends along and they want to Ride wit U. I believe they call themselves G-Unit. The one named Lloyd Banks said he’ll make me lose a few pounds in the sack 🤔💀, his friend Young Buck said my ass is fat and he knows what to do with all of that, and Fifty will go wherever I go. Give me strength!
Because Ethic said so.💜
Next thing I know…Joe asked everyone to leave and turned the heat all the way up. Candles were everywhere (he knows that I’m obsessed with them), the cameras came on and we made a steamy Love Scene for two. For the first time in my life, I get the true meaning of 69. 🤸🏾♀️ But, why is he asking me if I want More and More? Hold on heiffers, why are y’all joining in with this na-na-na? 🙄
I’m about to catch a case y’all! 🔪🚬⚰️
I think he’s scared, because now he wants to kiss and make up. Wait…don’t give up the world for me just yet…we need that money! Then and only then, can we talk about If I Was Your Man. Stay focused! Aaawwwwwwwww shit…there’s a knock at the door and it’s baby daddy Mystical, saying I’m talking all fast and Stuttering to Mr. Joe. It’s the Mr. Joe for me, but whatever. Joe baby, wait a minute! You hope he makes the biggest mistake So I Can Have You Back? What did he say to you while I was in the bathroom? I was only gone for a minute.
Turns out, it was all a big misunderstanding. He thought about someone else zipping up my dress 👗and me in bed 🛌 with somebody new. That would’ve been the Worst Case Scenario.
Thank you for following me up with this foolishness!😂